why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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