you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
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