Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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