Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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