How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize
