Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
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