Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
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