South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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