Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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