did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
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I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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