yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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