dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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