I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
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