ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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