I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
