i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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