Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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