my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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