i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
