so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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