i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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