Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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