Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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