There is no way he is gay with that hair.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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