Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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