I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
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