Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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