The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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