I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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