sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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