It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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