In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
i wish my penis had a tongue
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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