forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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