i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
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