This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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