So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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