doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
