Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
we're so committed to being not committed
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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