She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
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