He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
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