After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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