WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
he had hair everywhere except his balls
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
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