You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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