i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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