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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
