watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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