Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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