I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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