I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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