Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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