You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
He has the fingertips of a God
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