Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
It's rum buckets o'clock
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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