You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
someone owes me an orgasm
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
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