i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Randomize
