I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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