hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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